Tuesday, December 31, 2002

If I had the chance to genetically create a creature of anything that I desired... it would have to be of the Douche Tape' [pronouced: Douche Top-aye]

The Douche Tape' was created from the mind of Jesska Christie in High School, Geometry class, 2 long years ago. Me and Jesska were doing our assignmentdrawing stupid pictures when Jesska decided to be really random and create the Tape'. It is a most interesting creature, and someday...it will be real.. oh yes.. indeed. Along with "Da Humpar" which is another story altogether,




Friday, December 27, 2002

THIS IS :D TALKING! I FOUND YOUR WEBSITE CARRIE AND BRAAAAADmy love!!!
YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOooooOOOooo FUNNY! WELL GUESS WHAT, BRADwill be mine AND CARRIE....I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL PAY!!!

BY THE WAY, I FOUND THIS PICTURE AND DECIDED TO POST IT BECAUSE IT SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH BRAD REALLY DOES LOVE MEEEE! BECAUSE I AM EVERYWHERE !!! EEeEeevvverrrryyyyywhhhhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




Thursday, December 26, 2002

Kerrington made an interesting CREEPY COMIC story, with the use of her friend Jesska, a web-cam, and a Snape, Picard and Spock action figures....
too see this wonderful story, please click H E R E !

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Johnathan Frakes would like you all to acknowledge something....






Monday, December 23, 2002

:D Is a HUGE fan of T.J. Hooker, and so therefore got a picture of herself and good 'ol Tj from the museum of Creepy Cardboard Cutouts






Then....

The :D-CAM caught :D ice-skating on Brad's drive waybecause it isn't slippery or anything >:[ and quickly ran away once the local authorities were called.






Brawicom is proud to present:

DeeFace: A Graphic Story

Enjoy!
Merry Deefacemas!

Quote from the great
:D

"I just want to wish everyone a happy and safe Christmas...especially to Brad because he's such a nice boy and i want to fondle his uglies and he looks good in the green and red sweater that i knitted for him but he doesn't know that that I bought for him from GAP!"






God bless us....every:D

Thursday, December 19, 2002







. . ....um.....gei?

Monday, December 16, 2002


Oh no! Run away Billy!Run awayyyyyyyyyy!





'twas the eve of the year two thousand and three, and :D was upset. For her love, Bradley, was gone. He told her that he was off to destroy the One Ring, but actually, he was just hiding from her far away.

So :D got into her boat and left Creepy DeeFace Land to search for Brad. The DeeFace Tracker caught a glimpse of her here:

Saturday, December 14, 2002

You know what is REALLY FRICKIN CREEPY!????

Peter Pan. Peter Pan is really creepy because he wears green tights and flys......

Thursday, December 12, 2002

.... I guess :D think's it's funnie to go around and change all the Star Trek Nemesis posters for her own bidding.. what a cock-slut







Sunday, December 08, 2002

Finals week has begun at Michigan State University, and Brad is nowhere to be found! Is he studying? Is he hiding from :D? Or is he mixing both?

:D will find him! She has been sighted around MSU library, looking for clues. We caught this on the Dee-Face-Cam



God help those innocent women!

Thursday, December 05, 2002

Kerrington Tea Time writes a creepy story."
The Sandle on the Hill.

One day, Enya, the Irish/Celtic singer decided that she was going to invoke her spirit and travel back in time to 1834. When she arrived, she found herself in Romania.
"Why is thee in Romania,I ask thee-self." Enya...asked herself.

She bagan to walk up a green hill that was litered with pink flowers, when she stumbled upon a sleeping man.

Not wanting to disturb the man, she threw her purple cape on and decided to crawl along the ground.

"Wheaut the heller yew doin...laydayy." The man said as he propped himself on his elbows. She had obvioulsy woken the man up.

"Thee is crawling on thine green earth so as not to disturb you, oh man of the hill." Enya replied.

Just then, Enya noticed the man was wearing a hat made out of a dead Ostrich carcass.

"Oh goodness thee! What has thine done to that Ostrich! You foul swine!" Enya cried to the heavens and then looked at the man with a fierce glare.

" Screw you, this Ostrich died of natural causes...she was...my Loo-var." said the man.

"Oh...well too bad...give me that bird-hat so that I may invoke the spirit of the Ostrich with my o0o0o0o ahahhh music."

"No way man! This Ostrich came all the way from Zimbabwe... it is an EXOTIC BIRD HIZAT!" the man said...who was now standing up and slowly moving away from the offending creepy lady.

"Givvee theee hattt tewww Ennnyaa... ennnvookkeeeee ENVOKE!" Enya cried, twiddling her finigers at the man.

Just before she reached the man, there was a light blast from a little ways up the hill and a figure stood in it's place after the light vanished. The firgure started running down the hill twoards Enya and leaped upon her, then biting her arm in the process.

"AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Enya screamed. She looked up and saw that it was Al Bundy.

"It's Al Bundy! He's going to kill me and eat me and store my remains in the freezer!" Enya cried out to the man with the Ostrich hat.

"No! You got it wrong... I am Al Bundy... from that T.V show..." Said the man that was ontop of Enya, who was gnawing on her arm.

"Oh...!"

"Your stupid! Eat my ass Enya!" Cried Al Bundy as he choked Enya with some butt-beads that he pulled out of the Ostrich hats ass.

As Al Bundy threw down the dead body of Enya, a sandle rolled out of her robe.

THE END!

I wrote this story for a little contest on this cool new site I found that I love.... Mewing.net
It funnie.

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

I sware I answered this honestly and its really creepy cuz its soo true. Star Trek before friends! Yes!



What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?


Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.
There's this girl in a few of my classes and she looks exactly like Sheri Oteri... I think that is pretty creepy, and is worth mentioning.

Monday, December 02, 2002

Along with the majority of college students, Bradwick headed back to school today.

:D had her glimpse of Brad at the bar...and she had forgot how much her beefy loins lusted for his lanky form, she wanted to pull him between her legs and grind on him until daybreak. She had to follow him back to MSU.

Unfortunately, she underestimated the problems of traffic. Our Dee-Face-Tracker found this image of her on I-75, frantically chasing after Bradwick.



Thank God for traffic!