Friday, January 31, 2003

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Sunday, January 26, 2003


" Mon chien a des vers de bande qu'ils ressemblent au riz."

which means, translated into english: My dog has worms of tape which they resemble rice.

"J'ai juste mangé beaucoup de bourrage. Il m'a bourré au point où je pourrais poop il hors d'entier. Mon chat mâle aime monter mon autre chat mâle... qu'ils sont des homosexuels.

which means, translated into english: I just ate much stuffing. It stuffed me at the point where I could poop it out of entirety. My male cat likes to assemble my other male cat... which they are the homosexual ones.

Saturday, January 25, 2003


Friday, January 24, 2003

Guess who's going to England....toooooo!

Monday, January 20, 2003


Sunday, January 19, 2003

HISS! DeeFace is jealous!

Thursday, January 16, 2003

NEWS FLASH::. DeeFace Campground Opens!

:D has opened her very own camp ground in the regions of 'Giner Heights, Michigan. [where-ever that is, I could not tell you. But a guess is that it is some wheres close to Michigan State University.]

When interviewed about her new Campground; which is named "Camp DeeCreepy"[she says it's 'french'] , she had a few things to say:

" This campground will inspire thousands of campers to go camping for long periods of time. Why do you ask? Because you can tell your parents you are going camping for like a week....but in actuality , you are spying on guys that you have been stalking since 10th grade! There are some excellent guides that I have hired to help young women who attend the camp to locate their targeted male soul-mate and peek at them, when they think they are not being peeked at."

:D then showed me a cool map of the campground, and showed me the wooden signs that she carved herself to help people in the camp area get around:

The campground also has an excellent camping-center in the middle of the grounds where you can call home on the nice pay phones, send faxes, use the internet or go to the photo-imaging center of the building where young enthusiasts can take a picture of their male soul mates that happen to be in the picture with another female [ which the Dee Campers like to call "Devil-loving-evil-girls"] and edit the picture so it looks like THEY are the ones in the picture with the male. Here is an example:

After my interview, I was very derranged for about a week and I vomited on my pink yarn made booties. I do not reconmend anyone going here, not unless your name is Leesuh or Bo Seafus.

Monday, January 13, 2003

The Dood that plays Agent Smith in the Matrix movies broke his pinki finger so he couldnt take his professional pictures for the new up-and-comming Matrix movie "Reloaded" so :D decided to take his place for the photoshoot, hoping to get Brad's attention since he likes to sit in his room and wick it to the part where Keanu Reeves is in the vhat of goo.


In other news, I, me, and myself have gotten a new tattoo and a new piercing that I am quite fond of. The tattoo is on my right forearm and it is in Elvish (yes it's a real language too...shmeeeegole) it says "You are a large pink donkey cock, and Wil Wheaton likes you"

And my , welll... creepy. But it's cool and i get strange looks from people who are probably thinking " Hey, nice ball on your face...freak."


Brad had ass sex with a 60 year old man with boobies.

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

Carrie's going to IOWA!
yayyy!!! be back next week.... ass rapers.

I found this picture and thought it was I made it creepy and funny.

Monday, January 06, 2003

Indeed, what have I done...

Jimmy Fallon Loves Shmeeeegooooleeee

[I am creepy.]

Anyways....I thought this was kinda creepy too.... especially because my mom sent it to me in an e-mail

Female or Shemale?
Hahaha. this site is AWSOME. I got a 12 outta 16. hehehe. I know my shemales!

OK.. and now...

"J'ai entendu le fart de la mère de Jesska!"

Which translates into english as: "I heard the wax of the mother of Jesska!"

Which really meant that I heard Jesskas mom fart. but oh well. bahaha.

Sunday, January 05, 2003

:D goes to Lothlorien!

Saturday, January 04, 2003

Where's DeeFace?
Just thought that every creepy person should know T H I S Muahahahahaha!

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

What Gandalf the Grey ACTUALLY had to defeat--

I would have pissed my robe, too.