Saturday, June 14, 2003

Deeface could be seen sitting atop a large basket on the northern shores of Ireland. Her days of chasing Brad were long over...or were they...

She stood outside his hut in London. Her network of crooks discovered that Brad was going to be in London for a month of school at the University. This was pure bliss. So close, yet so far away...yet attainable. How she was going to swim the ocean to get to her precious one. Her only.
When she slithered her way to the shore of England, she hitched a ride on a pig truck and proceeded to inform on proper care for pigs to the driver.

"Pigs can orgasm up to 30 minutes...and they also like to" She told the hairy fat pig farmer, to which he replied, "Did you know that I have sex with my pigs and I like to eat deefaces?"

:D was repulsed and leaped out of the moving truck, tuck & rolled into the ditch where she met a lepracauhn. "Hello green one, aren't you supose to be in Ireland?"

"Why yes I am...your a cunt" and he disapeared.

* * *

When :D finally got to London, she climbed up to the room that Brad was supose to be in and found that he was standing by the door, very still.

"Oh Brad, you knew I was comming right, you want to take me on a night out on the town..then take me in your strong arms and make love to me all night long while we sing songs about our love..." :D said softly, and she reached out towards the stock-still figure of brad...which wasn't brad at all..but a mere cardboard cutout.

He knew she was comming.
He fled.
far away.


Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Yes, folks, I'm still alive, and look for me to start providing more DeeFace news for these next weeks, because I'll be bored.

DeeFace Sighted in Germany

Yes, the hills are alive with the sound of DeeFace.

Friday, April 25, 2003

Ok I updated. muaha.

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Saturday, March 15, 2003

I finally changed the frickin layout...for now...until I find a pretty green one for spring time.
I havent been creepy latley... and Brad is too busy doing whatever he has been up too... so yeah...
And the person that has been posting the retarded Avril and "punk" comments on the side is friggin retarded.It's obvious its one person, commenting over and over again because of the log. YOU ARE RETARDED! If your going to be an idiot, at least plan out your stupidness wisely. So here is a picture for the tard that has nothing better to do then post stupid comments on this stupid site when they could prolly be jacking off or flicking their bean:

This is prolly what they look like. A FUCKING RETARD WITH A FANNY PACK!

Thursday, February 27, 2003

You are PARACHUTE!DeeFace :D

What kind of DEEFACE are you? :D
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Sunday, February 16, 2003

A haiku, by me.
Haikus are pretty stupid.
That's why I like them.

Thursday, February 13, 2003

too long i wanted my sister
Well, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least
you're keeping it in the family. Hopefully,
Grima will call the cops on you once he gets to

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:D is up to her old trick again...eating the goodness!